...they really don't. i promise. it's not some front to protect some good girl image. the very idea of a naked sweaty stranger makes us very uncomfortable. if anything, it's hilarious and a guaranteed good time. but, honestly, i'd rather watch a female stripper any day. #nohomo
usually, the lights will go down and a man wearing chaps and a tasselled thong comes skipping, kicking and bucking onto the stage while the women in the building scream their faces off. after a few minutes of hand stands and humping the ground, the stripper makes his way to the edge of the stage to find his woman for the moment. he scans the crowd. looking for either the big or the shy girl who really wants to let her inner freak out.
what he does next is usually so disgusting and the furthest thing from a turn on that i can't even put it in words. let's just say that most times, i want to throw up in my mouth.
hes always one of these four:
1. the cop stripper
2. the fire fighter stripper
3. the generic male stripper who's "career" consists of leopard print thongs, name brand hair gel and grinding to the 106 and park's latest slow jam
4. and the cowboy stripper who is by far the worst stripper of all! this dude "works" it in cow pattern chaps and a brown leather vest and dances to ginuwine's "pony"
strippers aren't my cup of tea, but i won't knock anyone who enjoys them. i'll just write a blog about it.
#thatisall
Hilariousness! We need to make a visit for more good laughs...a gauranteed good time is absolutely correct. I've been know to physically jump-up and run from approaching "bucking" strippers!
ReplyDeleteDitto! My first, last & only encounter with a male stripper was about 7 or 8 years ago @ a relative's bachelorette party. I don't remember his gimmick (i.e. costume) b/c all I can remember is being traumatized & in total shocked when he got completely naked and gyrated his sweaty genitals in an awkward motion w/in 1ft of my face!!! Adult Entertainment??!! More like a Horror Show!!! :/
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